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Claudia Turner VanLydegraf
Mindsight Moderator
Post Number:
821
Registered: 06-2002
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, January 29, 2004 - 01:51 pm: |   |
Just got this from a friend off mine and thought that I would share it. Really good laugh!!!
<<A good-OLE-boy staggered home late after another evening with his drinking buddies. Shoes in left hand to avoid waking his wife, he tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step in the darkened entryway. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump.
A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful. Managing to suppress a yelp, he sprung up, pulled down his pants and examined his lacerated and bleeding cheeks in the mirror of a nearby darkened hallway, then managed to find a large full box of band aids before proceeding to place a patch as best he could on each place he saw blood. After hiding the now almost empty box, he managed to shuffle and stumble his way to bed.
Morning, he awakens with screaming pain in head and butt to find his wife staring at him from across the room, and hears her say: "You were drunk again last night!!!"
Forcing himself to ignore his agony, he looked meekly at her and replied: "Now Hon, why would you say such a mean thing?"
"Well," she said, "there is the front door left open, the glass at the bottom of the stairs, the drops of blood trailing through the house, and your bloodshot eyes but, mostly.... it's all those band aids stuck on the downstairs mirror!">>
Claudia
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Steven Shrewsbury
Wisdom Member
Post Number:
502
Registered: 04-2003
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, January 29, 2004 - 06:22 pm: | |
SENSITIVE WOMEN OR MEN SHOULD NOT READ THIS POST
They no longer allow us to have bandaids on the machiens in the book bindery. For some DILBERT like reason, they desire for us to go to the office to get bandaids.
Deep papercuts happen alot.
A good ol boy (who will remain nameless) cut his big left hand pretty deep. There was no bandaids, nor paper towels (anotehr luxury we are not allowed) so blood was going all over. A young gal offered this good ol' boy a shall I say feminine product to wrap his hand in...and he went to the office....and took the long route....hand wrapped, covered in blood....getting a standing ovation as he went...
The office was not amused. |
Claudia Turner VanLydegraf
Mindsight Moderator
Post Number:
823
Registered: 06-2002
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, January 29, 2004 - 09:54 pm: | |
Good for you Steven,
pity the poor office and their stupid sense of humor. I can't for the life of me understand why some companies or places, for that matter, don't allow or use bandaids or paper towels. There are those types of companies around here also. Really shit stinking stupid........
Claudia |
Sheila Schmidt
Hsympothai Member
Post Number:
385
Registered: 05-2002
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, March 04, 2004 - 07:16 pm: | |
I don't know how I missed this one! HAHAHAHA! Steven - you have too funny stories about your job! Where do you work?
Hilarious!
Sheila |
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