    
Harry Simenon
Wandering Member
Post Number:
173
Registered: 10-2003
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, June 15, 2004 - 01:21 pm: |   |
I must be the only one behind the computer on the whole continent. At this moment there is a big soccer match between Holland and Germany. My wife is watching and so is my eight-year-old son. My three-year-old daughter wanted to watch too, but we took her to bed while she yelled “SOCCER! SOCCER!” Imagine that she is only here for three months as we adopted her from India. I expected her to yell “CRICKET! CRICKET!”
I feel like there is something seriously wrong with me for not liking soccer. I think my neighbor almost called 911 when he found out that I wasn’t going to watch the match.
Am I the result of an Alien experiment?
“Let’s try to take out the soccer gene, dear Frumikis.”
“Do you think that might work with a hairless ape? Dear Prukioti?”
“Pruki… I think you’ve just removed the poor thing's brain…”
I might go for a drive. Now it’s possible to drive at the wrong side of the road without any danger.
Desperate cries reach my ears. 
The Germans scored. The TV repairman will be busy tomorrow.
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