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Sheila Schmidt
Wisdom Member
Post Number:
735
Registered: 05-2002
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, November 19, 2005 - 12:50 pm: |   |
Hey all,
I get updates from the American Medical Association and the Center of Disease Control regarding public health all the time. Since people are starting to panic a little about the bird flu, I thought I would share the latest update regarding it.
"The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu.
If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:
1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield"
just trying to be helpful..... |
Pacwriter
Unity Member
Post Number:
2130
Registered: 04-2002
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, November 19, 2005 - 01:32 pm: | |
Shelia you're a bird
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Todd Hunter
Mindsight Moderator
Post Number:
2875
Registered: 02-2003
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, November 19, 2005 - 04:17 pm: | |
A friend of mine called me up at work Friday and told me this one.
At first, I said I had all but the last one...
but then, I was really having a crappy day, so I could think of a few where #6 would apply.
I guess I'd better get that treatment quick...
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Tom Elkins
Wandering Member
Post Number:
266
Registered: 01-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, November 19, 2005 - 06:56 pm: | |
Sheila dear -
By now you've probably heard that avian flu is just a conspiracy between the Bush administration and the American beef producers. With millions of innocent chickens being slaughtered, many who would've gone to KFC will now have to settle for a Big Mac. Also, Defense Secretary Rumsfeld is a former Chairman of Gilead Sciences, which holds patents on the base ingredients of the vaccines which the government is proposing to stockpile.
Your intrepid reporter...
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Tom Elkins
NORTH of TEXAS |
Harry Simenon
Wisdom Member
Post Number:
788
Registered: 10-2003
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, November 20, 2005 - 07:59 am: | |
I only have the last symptom. |
John Laurence Robinson
Wisdom Member
Post Number:
833
Registered: 01-2002
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, November 20, 2005 - 09:28 am: | |
Actually, bird flu is a genetic variant of the STD known as "chirpies." It's a canarial disease. Nearly untweetable...
John |
Todd Hunter
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Post Number:
2879
Registered: 02-2003
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, November 20, 2005 - 01:46 pm: | |
*groan*
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Joyce Scarbrough
Wisdom Member
Post Number:
714
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, November 20, 2005 - 10:03 pm: | |
John, you're a really punny guy!
Toyce
~Joyce Sterling Scarbrough
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