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Sheila Schmidt
Wisdom Member
Post Number:
764
Registered: 05-2002
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, March 16, 2006 - 12:22 pm: |   |
Actual Newspaper Ads:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bitch. Bites.
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out a while. Better be a reward for this nasty little thing.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.. Also 1 gay bull for sale.
NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby
GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.
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Nancy Mehl
Mindsight Moderator
Post Number:
2388
Registered: 08-2001
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, March 16, 2006 - 01:27 pm: | |
ROTFL!!!!
Those are great...
Nancy
MINDSIGHT MODERATOR
www.nancymehlbooks.com
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Bill Nelson
Unity Member
Post Number:
1794
Registered: 10-2002
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, March 16, 2006 - 02:05 pm: | |
Just which paper do you read?
I placed the last one myself. |
Joyce Scarbrough
Wisdom Member
Post Number:
836
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, March 17, 2006 - 07:25 am: | |
Thanks, Sheila. Those were great!
Toyce
~Joyce Sterling Scarbrough
True Blue Forever
ISBN 0-9722385-9-X
Second edition now available from Authors Ink Books
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Coming soon . . .
Different Roads
For first loves that get lost, hearts that call to each other, and the roads that lead us to the ones for whom we are meant.
Read the first chapter at http://www.authorsden.com/joycelscarbrough1
Pour yourself a glass of bubbly and check out Champagne Books http://www.champagnebooks.com |
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