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Bill Nelson
Unity Member
Post Number:
2946
Registered: 10-2002
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, May 23, 2008 - 08:29 pm: |   |
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Harry was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and
a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that
they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal
companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.
One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus
clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the
lonely Harry. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until Harry took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but
there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
The only survivor was Hillary Clinton.
That evening, Harry brought Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It was
another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle
breeze - perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, Harry started to get 'those feelings' again...
He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned
over to Hillary and told her he hadn't had sex for months. Hillary batted
her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him.
Harry said, 'Would you mind taking the dog for
about a thirty minute walk?'
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Stephen Lodge
Wisdom Member
Post Number:
659
Registered: 06-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, May 23, 2008 - 09:43 pm: | |
Bill - so glad you used Harry's name for this one; it's usually me who gets to star in your amusing stories.
http://www.stephenlodge.com
Novels by Stephen Lodge:
"Charley Sunday's Texas Outfit!"
"Nickel-Plated Dream"
"Shadows of Eagles"
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Harry Simenon
Unity Member
Post Number:
1887
Registered: 10-2003
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, May 24, 2008 - 12:24 am: | |
This time you might have predicted my behavior just right Bill! |
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