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Bill Nelson
Unity Member
Post Number:
3012
Registered: 10-2002
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, August 13, 2008 - 02:48 pm: |   |
A darling little tyke sits upon her Grandmother's knee as they read.
"Granny," she asks, "Do all fairy tales began with 'Once Upon a Time?'
"No, sweetie," Granny replies, "many of them begin, "If I am elected, I will..." |
Todd Hunter
Mindsight Moderator
Post Number:
3942
Registered: 02-2003
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, August 13, 2008 - 07:20 pm: | |
And some with "We have gathered here today..."
Not many, but some...
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Aston's Website
Aston's Blog |
Fred Dungan
Unity Member
Post Number:
2119
Registered: 10-2002
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, August 13, 2008 - 10:48 pm: | |
I'm tempted to let loose with an utterly apropos and insanely witty political statement, but the Forum Cops have advised me against it and I would rather be exiled to Siberia than do another two year stint in a government nursing home.
"No, Mr. Dungan, you aren't ready to go home yet. You are far too ascerbic to take part in polite society. Go back to your ward, get back on your morphine drip, and watch Jerry Springer with your buddies."
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Thus, I'm availing myself of an opportunity to promote Dungan Books latest publication, Japanese Fairy Tales by Tai Theodora Ozaki, http://www.fdungan.com/nippon.htm. This is your chance to acquire some Oriental wisdom at my expense. Feed the oragami monkey with the golden eyes a virtual banana, crank up the speakers, and prepare to lock swords with "My Lord Bag of Rice." If he doesn't get you, then "The Goblin of Adachigahara" will. Who knows, you might actually enjoy it.
http://www.fdungan.com/table.htm |
Joyce Scarbrough
Unity Member
Post Number:
1314
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, August 14, 2008 - 12:31 pm: | |
I just sent both my daughters a link, Fred! They'll love them (and the music too!)
~Joyce Sterling Scarbrough
True Blue Forever
ISBN 0-9722385-9-X
Different Roads
ISBN 0-9722385-3-0
Authors Ink Books
http://www.authorsinkbooks.com
Read the first chapters: http://www.authorsden.com/joycelscarbrough1
Waste time on Joyce's Blog: http://joycescarbrough.blogspot.com
Watch the trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kztz5e3XZeo |
Bill Nelson
Unity Member
Post Number:
3014
Registered: 10-2002
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, August 14, 2008 - 01:34 pm: | |
Fred,
Of all the people who post here, you truly live in a literary world.
I think you perform a great service with your site.
Keep up the good work. |
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